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What People Of Each Zodiac Sign Say After Sex!

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by JohnyBravo  |  on December 7th, 2007  |  36 comments

What People Of Each Zodiac Sign Say After Sex!
For centuries we’ve been talking about horoscopes and zodiac signs. We try to reveal our character by analyzing Astrology Characteristics but, have you ever thought of what an Aquarius, a Gemini, or a Leo would say after sex? Here you will find out all you need to know:

  • Aries: Oh, I was great, wasn’t I?
  • Taurus: Do we have to have sex in different positions all the time? I need to hide that damn Kama Sutra book!
  • Gemini: It was good! Let’s do it again! Just give me a moment to call my mom to whine about the fact you didn’t bring me any flowers!
  • Cancer: Sorry I’m crying. Its not you, it’s just me. You’re still gonna marry me, right?
  • Leo: You’re welcome!
  • Virgo: Let’s do it one more time before I make the bed! (also thinks:) If I ask you to meet me on Tuesday at 9.00, is it ok with you?
  • Libra: Did I satisfy you? Was I good enough?
  • Scorpio: Let me untie you!
  • Sagittarius: Don’t call me! I’ll call you… what was your name again?
  • Capricorn: Next time we‘ll turn off the lights, and I‘ll be on top! And, by the way, can you lend me your credit card?
  • Aquarius: Have some more time? I just came up with a new position I think we must try!
  • Pisces: If you liked it, I liked it!

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  4. Zodiac Styles for Women: Aquarius
 
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  1. Candle Saturday - 16 / 02 / 2008 Reply
    LOL! That is too funny..I guess the funniest part is that it is true! I am a Gemini and I would totally say that...I looked up everyone I know and they'd all say that too! LOL! :)
  2. Victorgh Wednesday - 19 / 03 / 2008 Reply
    I AM A FATTY!!!!! I like to eat chocolate with my boyfriends!!!! They say its hot!!!
  3. Fatty McFattfatt Wednesday - 19 / 03 / 2008 Reply
    i like to be naked and eat my candy.i love peolpe with hairy butt's. i do it with the mall santa.
  4. Cheer Friday - 11 / 04 / 2008 Reply
    I'm scorpio, but I will never say "Let me untie you!" I just will say.. "Do you enjoy?" :)
    • Lilly Saturday - 12 / 04 / 2008 Reply
      oh, i though Scorpio was more kinky than that.. you disappoint me:p
    • Pheonis Saturday - 06 / 02 / 2010 Reply
      I'm a Scorpio and I would so say that... Oh Yummy!!
  5. Candy Sunday - 13 / 07 / 2008 Reply
    I am an aquarius but I say let me untie you (or untie me :p)
    • Lina Monday - 14 / 07 / 2008 Reply
      Well we, Aquarius, are hotter than Scorpio, don't you know??:) We ve just learned to hide it:)
      • aki-chan Monday - 15 / 12 / 2008
        you're totally right. i'll say "i've figured out a new position i want to try. in the end, untie me." we're good at hiding, aren't we? :p
  6. Andre Monday - 14 / 07 / 2008 Reply
    Cancer.... no way I´m getting married if I act like that! lol
  7. nichelle Thursday - 09 / 10 / 2008 Reply
    You got the Scorpio right. That is what i say most of the time and Sagittarius is my boyfriend and he does say that only to joke around with me. How do you now so much about what people say?
    • sara Friday - 10 / 09 / 2010 Reply
      haha im a sag:) we get soo side tracked is funny ha. i herd the best sex you'll ever have is with a scorpio. its cause their one of the most intence signs.
  8. jocey Monday - 08 / 12 / 2008 Reply
    what they said about taurus ppl that sounds just like me cuz i stay complanning haha nice...
  9. Erra Saturday - 14 / 03 / 2009 Reply
    I'm a Taurus, and I totally would not say that. I'm more likely to fall asleep.
  10. Michael Hoppal Monday - 04 / 05 / 2009 Reply
    Hah! I'm a Leo. Kind of accurate. My boyfriend is a Pisces. TOTALLY accurate.
  11. mg3 Saturday - 09 / 05 / 2009 Reply
    lol. i'm an aquarius. (well half since i was born in a cusp) but that's totally true... haha... we're totally kinky ^^3
  12. Jess Monday - 03 / 08 / 2009 Reply
    lol! Im a Scorpio and that seems like just the thing i would say after having sex! :D
  13. jazmine Friday - 07 / 08 / 2009 Reply
    YOUR RIGHT ABOUT DAH LETS TRY A NEW POSTION PART , BUT AQUARIUS IS MORE KINKY DEN SCORPIO , WE JUZ QUIET WITH IT.. WE WOULD SAY LET ME UNTIE THESE BLIND FOLDS AND HANDCUFFS
  14. Dube Lester Sunday - 22 / 11 / 2009 Reply
    If you were my valentine I?d search the endless skies to find the perfect starlight
  15. Priscilla Monday - 30 / 11 / 2009 Reply
    Haha right I'll most probably say ' I love you' after I'm through with it and see what the other person has to say.
  16. mayly Tuesday - 29 / 12 / 2009 Reply
    Ima Tauruss&&iWould Not Say That iWould Say Heyy iM Not Finished Witt Yhuu !!! iNever Get Tired ! Ever
  17. Claire Richardson Tuesday - 25 / 05 / 2010 Reply
    Astrology sometimes do work and it can also predict the personality of a person.`"`
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  19. katei Tuesday - 29 / 06 / 2010 Reply
    oh, i'm a cancer and i don't think that cancers are always crying and speaking about the marriege
  20. Trinity James Sunday - 11 / 07 / 2010 Reply
    my sister do believe very much in astrology. maybe the stars might have something to do with our futures~;.
  21. DoublePisces Thursday - 15 / 07 / 2010 Reply
    Ok I am a Pisces Sun & Asc with a predominance of Fixed Fire in my chart ... I'm more like "Let me show how it is done" ... ruling planet in Scorpio, Venus in Aquarius, Moon in Leo, and Mars in Aries. I am so not your typical Pisces in bed.
  22. Cold-Hearted Wednesday - 28 / 07 / 2010 Reply
    Im a Cancer and honestly I would never say that...I hate crying...I normally dont say anything I just get up and leave...
  23. Caden Alexander Sunday - 29 / 08 / 2010 Reply
    i read a lot of atrology stuffs on the internet because i believe so much in astrology-`*
  24. Kai Collins Thursday - 07 / 10 / 2010 Reply
    i read some astrology stuffs on daily basis coz i love astrology and occult,:`
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  26. Niamh Carter Saturday - 04 / 12 / 2010 Reply
    well, i do believe in astrology and horoscope is the first part of the magazine that i always check ``:
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    Nice post!
  28. vasilijvani Saturday - 24 / 09 / 2011 Reply
    ?????? ?????! ? ????? ?????????? ????? ?????????? ???? ???. ???????, ??? ????? ????????.
  29. lani Monday - 28 / 11 / 2011 Reply
    ugh! i'm tired of being a pisces!!
  30. scorpio13 Saturday - 24 / 12 / 2011 Reply
    What in the fucking world? LOL you guys realized we all just got completely trolled, right? C:
  31. Mary Tuesday - 10 / 07 / 2012 Reply
    I think its a hillarious way of taking out the typical traits of the signs and putting them in this context , love it and dont know why peeps would take it literal word for word !! Im a scorpio havent tied anyone up yet but see the fun in this

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