What if your girlfriend was a motorcycle
Well, let’s face it. I love my women as much as I love my wheels. And I couldn’t resist comparing my two favorite “hobbies”. So, I tried to categorize women based on some trade marks. Here is what I got.
Honda Boldor : She used to be a dynamic woman. Now that the time has passed, she still possesses her old virtues, but she needs a little more attention from time to time.
MV Agusta Tamburini Mamba: She is loyal but if you want her, you need to have the a load of money! Her needs are too darn expensive.
Yamaha Chapy: She is the youngest of all. A sweet girl that you will never forget… she used to be loyal and funny! Your first love!
Honda CBF 600S: If you need to settle down, she is the perfect choice. She is not the most beautiful or the smartest, but she is loyal and will never betray you!
Harley Davison Night Train: She is an exotic beauty with many virtues, nevertheless wild and furious. She has a tendency to follow her own way. One may think that she is easy to approach but will fall into her trap for sure. Do not underestimate her.
Yamaha R6: The difficultly of getting her is moderate. Once she is finally yours, you are going to have fun and excitement. She is very beautiful and fairly easy to manipulate, but she might take you to the edge of danger!
GSXR 1000 K8: She is hard to get and her needs are pricey. But, you will be proud of her beauty and elegance. As far as her handling is concerned, you need to be experienced in order to avoid getting hurt!
BMW R 1200 GS: She is well fed, hard to get and fairly ugly. Though she is loyal, smart and a county side lover, she won’t say no to a formal meeting either.
Honda XR 650R: She likes mud fighting. Wild and dangerous, ready to steal your quiet personal life and bring out the warrior you had always within. If you are a low profile person, you need her badly!
Ducati Desmosedici RR: She is unique, destined to live in luxury. She possesses many virtues all in extreme proportions. She is the Queen. I hope you are a prince!
Suzuki Hayabusa: She is a lot of woman! She likes the good life although she would force you to have extreme orgasms. Like all big beautiful ladies, they give everything they’ve got upon the bed! (Or street)
Kawasaki Ninja: She is deadly poisonous! Many people underestimated her and well… Long live them. Born in the street, and well trained. She is a natural born Killer!
Yamaha Crypton: She is a Teenager, skinny and sweet. If you push her very hard, she might cry; and if you were her first love, she will love you forever!
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I wish I knew anything about bikes…
So, Ben do you wish you knew anything about women too?
I think i am Ducati Desmosedici RR:) or maybe a Harley Davison Night Train:) It’s your call!
Hahahah that was great!