Relationships
Have you told your boyfriend a hundred times that you want to break up with him, but he still keeps coming to your door with chocolates and flowers? Have you tried to explain that you need some space, but he doesn’t seem to understand? Do you hear your favorite song every time you turn on the radio only because he keeps dedicating it to you?
Do you think it’s hard to get rid of the guy you don’t want any more? Well, you can make it easy if you use these tips below:
1. Force him to do all the house work! Do not do any housework at all. As soon as he starts complaining, start talking about equal rights.
2. Tell him that because of your equal rights you can do his job better than him. “My God! Can’t you do anything right?”
3. Keep telling him that he would be nothing without you; that you made him a man! He will get so mad! Even if you keep reminding him that every day, he’ll never get used to it!
4. Start to yawn while you are having sex. No matter how fast or how good it is, just yawn!
5. While you have sex with him, don’t moan; just whisper, “Oh God, it is so small!” Use this unique male complex as a great weapon!
6. Make him believe that you are a lot better than him at everything; call him a loser! Keep telling him you wonder why the hell you are still with him, since there are so many guys around who can offer you double what he does.
7. Call his friends pathetic losers, and that he has to stay away from them if he wants to be with you.”Your friends suck!”
8. Move in! What he fears most is your toothbrush! Make yourself comfortable and take his favorite seat! Don’t forget to grab the remote as well!
9. Make sure you “forget” your bloody maxi pad/tampon in a place he can spot it! You may laugh with his cringing after that, but don’t let him see you that you are laughing!
10. Explain to him that when your period is about to be over, you emit some icky brown liquid! He will feel kinda strange!
11. Stop shaving, it is time to create a new forest! “Come on Robin Hood, this is a nice place to hide!”
12. Make it look like Tina Turner is living under your armpits!
13. Tell him that you’d like his best friend to join you the bed sometime! Keep telling him each time he asks for sex.
14. Don’t let him watch any sports on TV; make sure that you have all seasons of “Sex and the City”. When he is sitting next to you, to watch the soap opera, make fun of him and tell him that he acts like a woman.
15. Let him open the refrigerator and the only thing he will find inside is pure BROCCOLI!
16. Cut some Cables off his PC. When he starts complaining, start laughing and tell him how much you enjoy it.
17. Start buying him some polka dot shirts and force him to wear them everyday to work.
18. Don’t forget to tell him that you need to pee every time you are in his car. You may tell him up to three times in a row!
19. Tell him that you’re ashamed of him because all your friends have better boyfriends than him.
20. Force him to meet your parents. While you are going to visit them, explain to him that he must prepare his proposal because your father is old-school. Be serious!
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