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The Perfect Man

The Perfect ManEvery woman claims that she has her personal way of thinking when it comes to men; about that special man. But don’t fool yourselves. There are some general characteristics all women admit that a man must have. So, for a woman:

First of all, a man has to look good. After all, who wants to wake up and see an ugly face? He must also have a well-built body. That means that he has to exercise regularly to be fit; he also has to use his strong arms to give her warm hugs when he wants to show her his love… because a tough man must also be romantic. After all, we all know that a hug gives us some minutes of extra life. But, do you know what is also good for health? Laughter is. So, the perfect man must also be smart and must have a great sense of humor.

Of course, a man has to be charming and popular. But that certainly proceeds from the fact that he is successful, has a great job and makes a lot of money. And what a man can do with his money? Well, if he wants to be perfect for her, a man must act like a genie. He must make her wishes came true. For example he must do her favors and buy her presents. Therefore, he must spend a lot of time with her and he must be patient until he finds out what interests her.

This is why a man who would like to be called “perfect” must not only talk with her a lot; he must also be social and willing to meet her friends and her family. Of course, a man must like family and must feel great about kids and animals.

Furthermore, the man has to be sexy. Sexy means a lot of things for a woman. Many of us find a man who is active sexy, who is interested in learning many different things and experiencing new adventures. He must not be afraid to take any kind of risks, including sex. A man who hasn’t read the Kama Sutra cannot be the perfect man. Women are very demanding in bed, even if they don’t admit it. But, it’s a common secret that a woman is seeking for an unstoppable “sex machine” who pleases her.

But with the first light of day, a man must be obedient and sweet. That means that he has to bring her breakfast in bed (flowers required) and he mustn’t leave her house during the night under any circumstances. A man can gain a few extra points and get closer to perfection if he does the housework and if he doesn’t leave the toilet seat up. - genuine people, REAL LOVE

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  1. Fallen Monday - 03 / 12 / 2007 Reply
    But… Chill out, that man does not exist, and shouldn’t exist. After all no one is perfect and we have to adjust – to love each other’s faults and disadvantages, since we both have many. The more the better, but all are damn too many :P
    • man Wednesday - 11 / 11 / 2009 Reply
      si existen ese hombre perfecto ya que muchas mujeres se llegan a casar con un hombre amando a otro (al perfecto)y esto pude durar desde un mes hasta toda su vida.
  2. Be Loomis Monday - 03 / 12 / 2007 Reply
    Good luck finding a man that has ONE of those qualities. I'm off to be chauvinistic for good reason now. You make me sick.
    • Christina Park Sunday - 07 / 09 / 2008 Reply
      A man that has just one of those qualities? You can start by looking at the picture at the top of the page. Dummass.
    • I'm not telling Wednesday - 28 / 01 / 2009 Reply
      I wouldn't want to be the type of man you think is perfect. I'd rather be attractive to a real woman, and not a plastic android. You don't understand real women anyway, because you're not one.
  3. Niovi Tuesday - 04 / 12 / 2007 Reply
    Hey! Be Loomis! As long as you feel sick.."do you know what is also good for health? Laughter is. So, the perfect man must also be smart and must have a great sense of humor." Apparently you don't have that!! Of course this man does not exist and when we try to find a man we don't expect him to have these qualities... Personally, i'd like to find a man who is cool and has a sense of humor:) this article was kind of humorous and if you don't see that, i am sorry!
  4. Chris Wednesday - 05 / 12 / 2007 Reply
    The problem with that set of characteristics is that only a tiny percentage of men have all of those. Also if a man makes alot of money and has all those characteristics he's going to be much happier having a different woman each night. If you want a guy who will stick with you and be a companion for life the best way to find that is to just relax and find someone who truly cares for you. It's a challenge sometimes because caring for you and being sexually attracted to you are very different. A guy might pay for an expensive meal because he wants sex, not because he cares for you. Another guy might not be able to afford an expensive meal but he makes you a meal at home, listens to you with interest and even tolerates going shopping with you, not expecting sex but rather enjoying your company. That guy, regardless of his details, will make you smile much more than the one who sees you as a prostitute. Truly caring for you is the most important quality... All those physical and monetary characteristics are nice but not if he treats you like a whore (which is basically what a woman with expectations is, high priced, but still a whore). :)
    • Christina Park Sunday - 07 / 09 / 2008 Reply
      If a man truly cares for a woman, and considers her interests before his own, than he will strive for all those idealistic qualities... You know, the way so many women do for men. By the way, would you say that a man with expectations who pursues a hot woman over an average woman is also essentially "a whore"? Then put down the girlie mag and stick with the average looking women your own age. Don't ask for more, or pursue it. Hypocrite.
  5. Iris Wednesday - 05 / 12 / 2007 Reply
  6. Mehr Sunday - 17 / 02 / 2008 Reply
    It has somehow good points in it. But overall, it sounds funny to me. far far away from what relationship, sex and nature really is. I'm a man. I don't have best of jobs. don't have lots of money. I do my best. I've been in good relationships and in some I've been the perfect man for her. Come on, that's not how the system works. The woman wants to fill good while being with you. She has to feel sexy and see you giving her feelings and her sexiness enough attention. anyway there are different kinds of girls with different kinds of ideas.
    • Christina Park Sunday - 07 / 09 / 2008 Reply
      You obviously don't know women, which would make sense since you aren't one. Women are visually stimulated and more attracted to men with hot bodies and great attitudes than flabby men with excuses.
  7. imperfect man Wednesday - 27 / 02 / 2008 Reply
    I'm smart enough to know that "And what a man can do with his money?" is a sentence fragment. And, "to make wishes came true" is impossible without being able to be in two time periods at the same time. A man that has good grammar would like a woman who uses good grammar. People are imperfect. And, the article says a man "has to" or he "must" do this or that. Isn't it less that a man "has to" and more that he doesn't have to but does anyway out of affection? Obedient? Dogs are obedient. A man leads by example and promotes a mutually submissive relationship. A woman looking for a good man doesn't write an article under the idea of a man without a head. (the picture) Likewise, a man looks for a good physical match but above all the perfect mental match; not just boobs and a vagina. This is kinda pointless because no one I see agrees with the article. Girls, don't settle. Be of a sound mind for YOURSELF. Let men know you're interesting, interested and available but don't be flirtatious idiots. Work on your body but work on your mind more. Consider abstinence. There are good men who don't abstain and there are good men who are looking for that perfect match and refuse to be with anyone else. It comes down to which YOU want. Check out Christianity. Don't be fooled by messed up legalistic Christians. Christianity is about the compassion of Jesus and his kind of love, understanding, and mercy. Make as much room for an ideal relationship as possible and you'll get closer.
    • Dune42 Tuesday - 02 / 09 / 2008 Reply
      'imperfect man' ...very reasonable opinions up until "consider abstinence", and you ruined the comment further with the "check out Christianity". You should keep those sorts of opinions to yourself, they have no bearing on what's being discussed and not everyone is interested in your fairytales.
  8. Christina Park Sunday - 07 / 09 / 2008 Reply
    Helloooo... This article is describing an ideal, what a man should aim for. If a man wants a quality woman, then this is how you attract and keep a quality woman- you achieve these qualities, mainly because these qualities are attractive to women. Women achieve these qualities for men all the time- hot body, great looks, nice personality and the ability to support herself financially (which exists quite frequently, at least among the women I know and know of)- So, if you are telling women that men can't meet these standards (hot body, selfless service, hardworking, etc,) then you are in essence saying that men are inferior in capability to women. Well, I see men as equal in capability, inferior (obviously) in morale, and increasingly converting their efforts from whining and complaining to achieving desirability among women by meeting these goals.
  9. utube Monday - 29 / 09 / 2008 Reply
    Christina...... you single?
  10. Amy Tuesday - 23 / 12 / 2008 Reply
    Who is the model in this photo?
  11. Someone Tuesday - 08 / 12 / 2009 Reply
    I like how the word love isn't mentioned once in that article. The poor souless moron who wrote this article doesn't know what it means to be human. Her loss.
  12. Nick Wednesday - 06 / 01 / 2010 Reply
    Christina is right. I'm a guy, I love a girl with all my heart, I've written poems and songs for her, but I'm not physically good looking (my female friends on average rated me 7 our of 10..), so I'm useless as a human. I have a medical problem in which the nerves in my arm pop in and out every time I bend my elbow, so I literally cannot ever work out, because I might paralyze myself. I also have brittle bones, so running could crack my legs, so I cannot do anything like that either. I have too many medical problems to achieve the physical aspects of an acceptable man. So, because of that, I have no hope of ever being a good person. It sucks, but it's the truth... if only love were enough, but.. I'm worthless..
    • My mum told me not t Monday - 03 / 05 / 2010 Reply
      Don't say that. i'm only 14, so i dont know much about all this perfect man stuff... But i had a couple girlfriends in the past, and i know from friends and personal experience, that if a girl likes you, it's for your personnality, who YOU are, not how you look like. I believe that people are souls that get trapped in a body that doesn't belong to them. That's just me. So in my opinion your dissabillities shouldn't matter. i don't have "the perfect body" nor "the perfect personnality". but my tennis coach used to always tell me, "if you believe that you're going to lose the match, then you really are going to lose it. believe that you will win, and you will win!"
  13. my mum told me not t Monday - 03 / 05 / 2010 Reply
    A well built body is a bonus of course! But if the girl doesn't understand that you're "the one", and she just judges you by your looks, then SHE isn't "the one". Believe nick, you'll find your soulmate some time, just let god do the work :p (im christian)
  14. Ninja Gaiden Wednesday - 05 / 05 / 2010 Reply
    I found that list of "qualities" to be both entertaining and insulting. There is no such thing as perfection as each of us are born imperfect. As long as we live in flesh and blood bodies we will always make mistakes which makes it impossible to be defined as perfect. I looked through that link that Christina Park posted and noticed one important thing with it. It's a SERVICE that those men specialize in to provide women with what looks like a temporary fantasy. It's kind of funny if you think about it. But anyways, we can try as hard as we want to achieve "perfection." You may be able to become very good at something through practice but you will never be perfect at it. If you can accept your own mortality and be okay with it, you will feel comfortable in life. This is for both men and women, don't sweat a thing!
  15. Mike Artist Sunday - 23 / 05 / 2010 Reply
    I have visited your port before. The more I visit, the more I keep coming back! :-)
  16. Lily Wednesday - 21 / 07 / 2010 Reply
    A perfect man huh... well a perfect man should be perfect just for you. a perfect man shouldnt exist. i think of my perfect man in this way...My husband! so for all the girls out there a perfect man should be their significant other, their soul mate , their love, their everything... A perfect man just for them and no other woman.
  17. Kristen Friday - 03 / 09 / 2010 Reply
    Has the person (who sounds like they could very well be a bitter, cynical man who intended this as a satire) who wrote this ever even MET a guy in real life? This sounds like a Frankenstein-esque composite of the "nice" qualities in every chick flick or romance novel hero. While being so incredibly pampered by a guy for maybe a day would be very kind of him and appreciated, if he was so doting (or "whipped", to put it truthfully) all the time it would begin to seem as if he had no life whatsoever outside of me and all my more trivial, insubstantial desires, which, while seeming nice on paper, would in reality cause me to quickly lose any real respect for him. I do find it rather ridiculous that words like love, respect, affection and support aren't fact, it simply lists actions and completely ignores emotion altogether. If it's been written by a disillusioned guy, don't worry, what you've written sounds completely ridiculous to all of us and it's not really true, so get back out there and find that girl who loves you for you. If it's been written by a girl, then.....have fun with your nights alone watching chick flicks and id suggest you hire a butler. That is if you aren't like seven years old and have simply gotten into your older sister/mother's romantic novels waaaay before you are old enough, which is what I would bet my money on, personally.
    • Mr. Right Monday - 01 / 11 / 2010 Reply
      Funny, I also have all of the qualities YOU mention! . Wherefor art thou Juliet?????!!!!!!! . Mr. Right ;-
  18. Mr. Right Monday - 01 / 11 / 2010 Reply
    I'm absolutely everything you described and I only search the planet for my match made in heaven. It seems all of the best girls are taken by some asshole "bad boy" drug dealer type or not even looking for true everlasting love, passion and friendship with a lifelong soulmate because they'd rather hop from man to man and even from girl to girl. I think it's because they know they're actually still attractive and able to get several hot guys to wine and dine them and break all of their hearts. By the time a hot chick does finally decide to try to find the best man possible, she's jaded, bitter, wrinkled, sagging and angry. She's a master manipulator, pessimistic, controlling, abusive and dramatic. There's no way I'd ever pick a girl over 25 years old because after that they're either married or ruined for life. The younger a woman is, the hotter and purer her love and passion and drive and the more genuine she is. If I could only find the perfect hot bisexual 18 year old blonde or redheaded supermodel who is aching to live her life to make me the happiest man who ever breathed air, I'd sweep her off her feet and carry her off into the sunset forever and ever. But, apparently she does not exist. Mr. Right Ps. I really do have every single quality you listed. What a sad world it is for me to live in all alone because I refuse to date women I can't see myself falling head over heels in love and staying with. You forgot to mention THAT quality. ;-)
  19. Terry Wednesday - 30 / 03 / 2011 Reply
    We are men, We are not machine, it is wild world, you have to be the best in workplace, you have to be the perfect man in relationship, i met the girl, and i asked her what type of men you like, she is really beautiful, she said about lots of things that you mentioned, and then she asked me what type of girls you like, I said i love the happy girl, who is kind,and has understanding of life, no one is perfect, we stand next to each other and make the life together, having dance, sex, cooking food and respect the dignity of each other, you are speaking about perfect man, that is not exist or it is very rare,WE ARE MEN, WE ARE NOT MACHINE.hope i see the more mature girls:)
  20. Olivaceous Wednesday - 27 / 04 / 2011 Reply
    I think that Imperfect Man ^ sounds rather perfect, and that this article was kind of amusing.
    • Liza Friday - 22 / 07 / 2011 Reply
      I found the article quite humrous!!! My boyfriend doesn't have the body builder body. But he is smart and we laugh all the time!! He spoils me everyday with his love;his smiles,his touches,his glances my way. He would probably bring me breakfast in bed if I liked breakfast and he didn't have to leave so early in the morning for work,( he is designing a fusion reactor at the Princeton Plasma Physics Lab). So he takes good care of me,thats a perfect man:MINE!!!!! I don't require material things just his love and his touches. If a man can make you feel like a princess everyday just by laughing with you and hugging and kissing you and THAT keeps me happy....Wouldn't you agree THAT IS THE PERFECT MAN!!!
  21. Tre Wednesday - 15 / 06 / 2011 Reply
    All of you dudes onhere crying....your girl probably slept with the perfect man in her eyes and just doesnt want to hurt you ...I'm a man and there are guys out here who are old school and believe in taking care of their woman and making her happy. I mean you have to know when to put your foot down and say no, but your woman should feel spoiled around you. If you don't have the means of doing that for her, whether it be financially or emotionally, tell her "Baby, you're precious and I may regret this, but right now, I can't afford a relationship. I don't have much to give and I need time to build myself," what aspects did this not sound true? Men are supposed to work out and keep fit, we're supposed to be bread-winners and with the combo of those two, you'll usually become popular. The only thing I can see you maybe needing work on is your charm problem with females is they say I seem emotionally detached....I'm a cancer...i don't share emotions just like that, sorry
  22. andrewJD Sunday - 01 / 01 / 2012 Reply
    Stupidest thing I've ever read. If you think you deserve the perfect man, grow up and get a life. Become the perfect woman - one who doesn't expect anything like this. If you knew anything about love, you'd understand that you'd dump the perfect man in a few weeks because of how incredibly bored you'd be. For the most part, love is based on flaws, not "perfection."
    • burnabrain Wednesday - 04 / 01 / 2012 Reply
      Someone doesn\'t have a sense of humor! (Or a girlfriend, most likely ;) )
  23. woman Wednesday - 02 / 05 / 2012 Reply
    A perfect man like that? No thanks. I'd rather have an imperfect man who's perfect for me.
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