Someone said: “I love sex. It’s free and doesn’t require special shoes.”
I have noticed that lately, we talk a lot about sex. We try to explain it, we compare it to logic; we try to analyse sex as much as we try to analyse love. My opinion is that, when it comes to sex, analysis won’t lead us anywhere. But facts will.
So, what are the facts about sex? As mentioned above, sex is free. In other words, when you have sex on a Saturday night, you won’t spend any money. Otherwise, you will spend a small fortune. By inference, sex is not only free, but it also saves you money!
Let’s look at the numbers that justify this association:
You need: A movie from the video club so you can relax and sleep at night.
The research has shown: After sex, your body is always relaxed and you may sleep like a little angel.
You save: About 340$ per year.
You need: Aspirin, vitamins, and handkerchiefs at least once per two months when you don’t feel healthy.
The research has shown: Sex in bed helps your immunity system and it raises your IgA immunoglobulin level in blood at 30%.
You save: About 210$ per year.
You need: You need to visit your psychoanalyst once per week.
The research has shown: People who are having a lot of sex (before or after lunch), have much less chances to gain depression.
You save: About 3100$ per year.
You need: Massage and shiatsu because of stress, your muscles don’t work correctly anymore.
The research has shown: Serotonin released during orgasm creates a great feeling of pleasure that sets you free from your stress.
You save: About 2600$ per year.
You need: Aerobic, yoga or martial arts, so you can start burning some of your fat and lose some weight.
The research has shown: You may burn up to 100-200 calories every time you have sex. If your partner is a stallion, then you may go for more!
You save: About 600$ per year.
That’s the facts. Now, if you sum things up, you’ll find that sex saves you about 6850$ per year! But, enough with the counting! If you are one of those people who prefer having sex than calculating, don’t waste any more time! Or money…
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You got a POINT! SEX is saving your money! I ll better get starded! haha Nice post
We’ll I’m not to confident about his financial figures and not quite sure which economy he based them off of but nevertheless Jimmy has produced a fantastic basis for calculating the maximum amount any reasonable man should spend per year to get sex. He obviously left out the dinners, movies, dating, nice car, hookers, or whatever is necessary to get sex.
hmm…Chris, you just gave me an idea about another article! In this one, I was just talking about the standard expenses anyone can save simply by having sex:)
Too bad you’re not a female or I’d start saving you some $$ immediately
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my dear friend from Stumble Upon what I can say more than : bravo!!! well done! I’ve translated this article on my blog, (see the pingback above) and I really appreciate you for this wonderful “story”. keep it coming!
You know, i was thinking of buying a car but i didn’t have the money.. thanks for showing me a way to save some!! all i need now is a man!:)
You’re so full of shit. I spend an average of 65 dollars on condoms and birth control a month. Then once a year I have have a pap smear or my doctor will deny me my hormonal BC. The visit in itself costs me on average 400 dollars without insurance. Do the math. Altogether, that’s a whopping $1180 a year on sex. That’s not cheap. That figure excludes lube, sex toys or time spent on internet porn.
Most people don’t have a psychologist, a personal massage therapist, need a movie to fall alseep or pop aspirin every 10 seconds. You’re figures only count for idiots making 200,000 or more a year that blow it all on bull shit. Be realistic. I spend way more on sex than all my fun pleasures. To be honest, I spend way less on illicit activities.
Sex is for free, indeed, what about before and after?
I think maybe I get to spent a little extra on that Psychiatrist.
You pay for sex one way or another. Girlfriend wants to eat out, new jewelry, cool clothes, won’t date you if you don’t have nice clothes, nice job, or nice car. You can get married and have children (sometimes sex leads to them you know) - last talley $150K for two (i.e., tutor, baby sitter, diapers, food, clothing, entertainment, extra curricular activities, vacations, doctor visits, birthdays, Christmas, etc.). All in all, it gets the heart pumping and makes life worth living. I’ve been married 20 years, dated my wife for 7 and it just gets better. Now, if you are having sex by yourself, I guess you could be saving some cash.
Well, StealthMarketer , as a girl, i would like to inform you that i have my job and my money so i never expect from my boyfriend to pay when we go out or to buy me new clothes. Plus, i would date anyone if i liked him and i wouldn’t care if he had a fine car or a nice job. These are not in my criteria. If you have a family or kids that’s another story. Its your choice and you cant blame sex for that!
I have no problem with you, but it drives me crazy whenever i hear that guys should pay some of our expenses(dinner, jewelry etc)
Am i wrong?
Sex makes you feel relaxed and happy…so dont talk about it if it is cheap or expersive!
I had to say that this picture is absolute awesome! Well and of course Sex is saving you money! If you think how many hours you will spend at home than being somewhere else… it is normal that you save a lot of money!