Relationships 
Someone said: “I love sex. It’s free and doesn’t require special shoes.”
I have noticed that lately, we talk a lot about sex. We try to explain it, we compare it to logic; we try to analyze sex as much as we try to analyze love. My opinion is that, when it comes to sex, analysis won’t lead us anywhere. But facts will.
So, what are the facts about sex? As mentioned above, sex is free. In other words, when you have sex on a Saturday night, you won’t spend any money. Otherwise, you will spend a small fortune. By inference, sex is not only free, but it also saves you money!
Let’s look at the numbers that justify this association:
You need: A movie from the video store so you can relax and sleep at night.
The research has shown: After sex, your body is always relaxed and you can sleep like a baby.
You save: About $340 per year.
You need: Aspirin, vitamins, and handkerchiefs at least once per two months when you don’t feel healthy or are under the weather.
The research has shown: Sex helps your immune system and it raises the IgA immunoglobulin level in your blood about 30%.
You save: About $210 per year.
You need: You need to visit your psychotherapist once per week.
The research has shown: People who have a lot of sex (before or after lunch), have a much smaller chance of depression.
You save: About $3,100 per year.
You need: Massage and shiatsu techniques – because of stress, your muscles don’t work correctly anymore.
The research has shown: Serotonin released during orgasm creates a great feeling of pleasure that sets you free from your stress.
You save: About $2,600 per year.
You need: Aerobic, yoga or martial arts classes, so you can start burning some of your fat and lose some weight.
The research has shown: You may burn up to 100-200 calories every time you have sex. If your partner is a stallion, then you may go for more!
You save: About $600 per year.
These are the facts. Now, if you sum things up, you’ll find that sex saves you about $6,850 per year! But, enough with the numbers! If you are one of those people who prefer having sex than calculating, don’t waste any more time! Or money…
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