How To Cheat And Not Get Caught!
Would you tell your boyfriend that you have cheated on him? Well, in my opinion, sometimes lying is wiser than telling the truth. If you are really in love with your boyfriend the last thing you wish to do, is to ruin his life! So think before you act! You have to ask yourself a lot of questions before you proceed with the “cheat thing”.
• Do I really love my boyfriend?
If you do love him, think twice before you sleep with the other man. If you are not sure about your love, then there is a problem in your relationship and you better find it!• Do I have a problem with my sex life?
Have you already forgotten what the word “orgasm” means? If you have, then that will be a problem. Try to start the fire up again with your boyfriend: take a nice bath; give him a nice show with your naked body, try to seduce him! If he does not respond, then that’s his fault and you may proceed!
• Is my boyfriend related to the person I am going to sleep with?
Let’s hope he is not. If he is, then run as away from him as fast as you can! Remember, if your boyfriend knows the person that you are about to sleep with, cancel the mission immediately!
• Are there any chances that my boyfriend may come in contact with the “person”?
You should be really careful! Do not sleep with a guy that you have met at the same club or in the same restaurant that your boyfriend goes. Don’t sleep with a man who participates in the same sports as your boyfriend. Be sure that they don’t have anything in common. And it’ll be a lot better if they live in a different city or country! Make sure that this “guy” meets all these requirements!
• Am I drunk?
OK! It’s time for you to check your integrity. How much vodka have you guzzled tonight? Start up with a few tests. Try to touch your nose with your hand in a single line. If you pass that test, go for the second one: try to walk an imaginary line; if you get through this, then you can think clearly. If not, step away from this man, he is just trying to take advantage of you.
• Have I taken the appropriate precautions?
Be sure that the last thing you want after this, is a kid or a strange sickness! Whatever you do, make sure that you always have a condom with you so you can avoid bad accidents! Always remember that AIDS is still around and it does not give a break to anyone!
Cheating on someone is not a good thing, but if you ever are in such a situation (for example when you are on holidays with your friends, or in a professional trip), have these questions in mind. It is nice if you can avoid the “traps”, but one night stands are not a huge mistake. If you are in love with the new person you have met, then this is another story and the best thing you can do is to break up with your current boyfriend. Good luck with your new fling!
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I would like everyone to know that I wrote this article
under the barrel of a gun! Oh My god what have I done! :pp
THE ARTICLE THAT YOU WROTE WAS ICE SKATING HONEY! NICE I GIVE YOU PROPS. YET WHEN WOMEN CHEAT IT IS TOTALLY A WORK OF ART. WHAT DO I MEAN YOU ASK? WELL, WHEN A WOMEN CHEATS IT IS NOT ABOUT SEX….IT’S ABOUT POWER. IT’S ABOUT SUCCESS. BECAUSE WE SHALL OVERCOME! A WOMEN WHO CHEATS IS A WOMEN WHO IS SCORNED….SO SORRY FOR YOU. WE ARE NATURALLY LOYAL CREATURES SO….BE FAITHFUL.
Nice article, i was few times with womens that ware in this position of cheating their boyfriend with me ( and believe it or not, i was thinking at that poor guy ) so i kind of refused lol…. However ! i will not do that again ^^
cheating is a refreshment…makes you feel attractive!!!when a women think to cheat her boyfriend,that means that he is a boring guy!
If he is a boring guy then don’t be with him..
Dumb ass..
Anyways i think guy cheat more than girls, so its a good thing we have people like you.
Nice article. But, I would rather be open with him. In a relationship honesty is the best policy. You may escape a few times. But, you will get caught sooner or later. I would not want my boyfriend to cheat on me, then why would I. Nice suggestions, though.
Jessie…
Man i just love your blog, keep the cool posts comin…..
Oh my God. We actually have a guide on how to do this kind of thing? Am I the only one who finds writing a guide on how to commit an act that can potentially scar someone a despiscable act?
No sh*t, huh?
hi my name is ashley i cheated on my boyfriend with my ex i feel so gulity and i dont know what to do when my boyfriend moved to a diffrent state i cheated on him. the guy i cheated on him with lives in north carolina and he lives in califorina well im movin in with him soon so i hope he will never find out i love him so much and i never ment to do it i guess i just wanted some affection and someone to hold me and be right there beside me, but i should of waited till i moved enstead of messin up
i wish i could start all over i dont want to break his heart i just want to forget about it.
You should tell him, he deserves way better than you.
Hey Ashley, get over it. And if you can’t, end the relationship.
I don’t think cheating is a completely bad thing if you are NOT married or engaged. For example, I know someone whose boyfriend moved to a different city. It’s hard to see him all the time and she slept with someone else. She will never tell him and she just needed that release. If she doesn’t feel bad about it or emotionally attached to the dude she slept with, by all means. Be safe and know what you’re doing. It actually makes her closer to her current boyfriend because now she’s not all frustrated and bitchy that they can’t fuck and it makes the waiting easier.
he loves me, but he has lost interest in sex. the thought of cheating behind him has always come into my mind. but, i love him…
PLEASE DON’T CHEAT!!
JUST WORK IT OUT!!
Im married for 6yrs 3 kids with my wife, my wife cheated and kept cheating after she said she doesnt want nothing to do with this other person even after i forgave her and the guy pulled out a rifal on me! what a wuss! there is no trust now, & i lay in bed with her thinking how can she do this? if anyone wants out of the relationship i say be strait forward and tell em & end it! dont be a coward cuz someone can and might get hurt…. but you all are going to screw up ur own relaionship and if there are kids, them too! dont mid me im just a Sucker4Luv
so..i am in a real pickle right now…i cheated on my boyfriend..with a guy that lives down the street. big mistake…eversay i keep thinking hes going to end up talking to him somehow. i love my boyfriend…but he does not satisfy me sexually…he never wants to make love. so i found someone who would…i just missed that affection…i feel so bad…i really dont want to ruin this relationship…good thing im pro at being SNEAKY:) thats an advantage women have over men…sneakiness
I see this circumstance alot. When women aren’t satisfied by a man whos lost interest in sex. I don’t cheat on my girlfriend. I’m always ready to go… And I always make sure that she cums all over me before I let myself orgasm (if ever) so she would be satisfied. BUT this is a reverse. Causing me to be somewhat insecure. She is losing interest in sex *maybe I want it TOO much?* *is she cheating* *bored with my type?* *stressed out from work?* So many questions, I couldn’t possibly find the answer to without reading her mind. But It happens in every relationship after about 3 months. Girl stops wanting sex all the time. goes from 3 times a day, to once or twice a week. with a month break sometimes. Should I assume cheating???
i am sleeping with my boyfriends uncle
and
i love it!!!!!!
I’m sleeping with my boyfriend’s uncle too. Because I’m a real man
ive cheated on my boyfriend with 8 different guys. im only 15 and im clever enough to know if ur gonna cheat. simply take this for example my bf lives in peebles and goes to borders collage, i would cheat on him that lives in edinburgh and goes to telford collage. its not hard i got away with it 8 times. once when my bf was in my house i got away with being just down the street! this shit aint hard like :L
the thrill of cheating and getting away with it is soooo good its like your own personal brand of heroin! just cheat on your man or woman with different guys/girls in different clicks who cancel eachother out or with ppl in different area codes. they’ll never know!!
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I hate when people cheat on there partner and the person who they cheated on stays with them. That is one of the most stupidest things I have ever heard. And why cheat? Just break up with the person you are with and bang anyone you want! I can see where people come from when they say it’s a rush; but lets actually TRY to use our brains.. How would you feel if your partner cheated on you? I am not one to judge, but when it comes to this, knowing with experience: PEOPLE NEVER FUCKING CHANGE!! Don’t believe that, “I’ll never do it again! I promiss!” shit..
It hurts to be cheated on.
I advise everyone who is reading this article not to cheat, just explain to your partner that you feel the need to see other people. It will save a great deal of unnessasary heartache and time.
~Chelsea Lynn
Ah yes, cheating is a thrill. I have a husband, 3 boyfriends, 4 if I wanted and a girl friend… who has a husband. Get over the 1;1 hang ups. Why do we want to label and own each other. I am confident enough to let my husband bring home a girl. : ) He does not know how many I have but he knows i am going out. As soon as he can handle it, I will allow him to know. I am not his property, I am his friend, and a person with my own needs. Why would I expect one person to fill it all. That is silly and for the weak with little confidence.
I held down 3 serious relationships at the same time and we all even had lunch together on a business outing one time. I would sleep at one guy’s house, he would fall asleep and I’d sneak out to the other’s house for a few hours late night only to return to the 1st guys bed all snuggled up so when he woke up i was right beside him. It’s Not easy but most of all Stressful!! It’s an Art..what can i say. I got away with it for 2 years then ended it with all 3 on the same day because it got too easy. I don’t regret it, i was young and I got to have my cake and eat it too. I’m glad it’s over though..i get a lot more sleep now lol
I AGREE BECASUE IF I FOUND OUT DAT MI BOYFRIEND WAS CHEATIN ON ME THE FIRST THE I WILL DO IS
1:I WILL TELL HIM ITS OVA AND THEN ME AND HIM WILL HAVE TO FIGHT AND THEN I WILL KAL MY BIG BRO
2:THEN AFTA ALL DAT HAPPEMD I WILL TELL THE GIRL DAT HE WAS CHEATIN ON ME WIT I WIL TELL HER ITS ON AND THEN I WILL BEAT DAT BITCH ASS AND SHE WILL NOT LIKE IT AND I WILL NOT TLK 2 HIZ AZS NOMORE