Give Men a Break

A German research proved that ten minutes of staring at a woman’s chest is equal to 30 minutes of aerobic. Well I think that this gives men a break! So please women, don’t be that evil… give men a break, let them work out for God’s sake!

So can someone explain me why girls get mad so easily? It’s not a big deal if someone stares at you, after all, it’s kinda sexy if you notice that someone is looking at you all the time. Women overdo it with the sexual harassment thing…for example; if your supervisor thinks that your hair looks gorgeous,m should he hide this feeling? Hasn’t he the right to express himself, or tell his opinion? Plus, why don’t you accept the fact that you like it when someone is flirting with you? I am not talking about stalkers, do not misunderstand me; I am talking about common men that like you and try to reach out to you.

So next time something like that happens to you:

1. Be kind. Kindness is welcome, and men like it. If he tells you that you are beautiful, or you have beautiful eyes, a simple “thank you” will do the job.
2. Give him a smile. Believe me; if you give him a smile he will blush all over, and will give you a smile back - then he will disappear. Men are not that brave, in front of a smile from a sexy woman.
3. Frown at him. He will understand that you are not in the mood right now, it’s understandable. Maybe you had a bad day.
4. Compliment him back. It’s almost like smiling; blush and run away. Sometimes it depends on his personality - he might start talking to you, so make sure that you like him before you compliment back!

If you don’t like to receive compliments or eyes staring at you, make sure that you will follow the rules:

1. Do not wear mini skirts.
2. Do not wear an “obvious” string.
3. Do not wear too much makeup.
4. Do not lick your lips, even if they are dry.
5. Do not suck too hard on straws.
6. Do not wear shirts or blouses with deep necklines (no cleavage!).
7. Do not wear anything backless.
8. Do not ride a bike.
9. Do not wave your hair.
10. Do not wear spandex or see-through tights.

Looks impossible to avoid compliments right? In other words, just think twice before improving your sex appeal; because when you try to look sexy, you will look sexy in most of men’s
eyes too.

Of course if someone is a retard, then you have all the rights to:

1. Call the police
2. Hit him with your bag
3. Throw your cell phone at him
4. Use your umbrella as a weapon
5. Kick him where the sun don’t shine
6. Scream “help” or “fire” to get others’ attention.

HAPPY HUNTING!

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