Dream Woman VS Perfect Man

For so many years now, we have demanded equal rights between the two sexes. But in the battle of the sexes, is a draw out of question?

Albert Einstein once said: “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So, each is inevitably disappointed.” All in all, if you ask a man how he would like his wife to be, his answer would be a lot shorter than a woman’s. The dream woman for a man ought to be beautiful and smart. She should have big breasts and money and of course, she has to be always in for sex.

On the other hand, a woman would say that the perfect man should be tall; well, not that tall, but not shorter than 1.80m. He needs to have a great sense of humor, but at the same time he should be serious when he is supposed to; he must be rich but without weird rich-people complexes, so he can buy her a lot of clothes and give her a lot of money to shop. He also be well built with nice muscles, not extremely big, just big enough to see them.
He should be tough and romantic; women are more likely to be attracted to “bad guys” who bring them flowers. He has to be smart for sure, but sometimes she wants him to act like a silly five-year old. He needs to do some house work as well; not everything, of course, just do laundry, wash the dishes and iron.
Oh, and before I forget, he needs to learn how to pass water, or else he will have to wash the bathroom too!

Now how balanced is that?
What a woman can do to become the dream woman:

(According to my article of course)

• Buy a sex tape and study. Cost:$ 60,

• Inflate her boobs. Cost: $ 2000,

Have sex all the time: free
What a man can do to become the perfect man:

• Take yoga lessons, (to can seem sophisticated) $1000

• Education: 20000$ for a Master’s degree, another $20000 for a PhD

• Savoir vivre lessons: (so he won’t embarrass himself and you in front of other people) $200 per lesson

• Acting lessons: (so he can be funny) $5000

• Dog training lessons: (so he can pee where he is supposed to) $80 per lesson

• Hire a ninja-housekeeper so he/she can sneak in the house and do the chores needed without your significant other noticing it: $100 per day

• Gym: $100 per month

• As for the being rich part…no woman thinks it isn’t sexy! Donate to me now… I promise I won’t have any complex!

Just kidding, but there’s no harm in trying!


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