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Dream Woman VS Perfect Man

Dream Woman VS Perfect Man

For so many years now, we have demanded equal rights between the two sexes. But in the battle of the sexes, is a draw out of the question?

Albert Einstein once said: “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So, each is inevitably disappointed.” All in all, if you ask a man how he would like his wife to be, his answer would be a lot shorter than a woman’s. The dream woman for a man ought to be beautiful and smart. She should have big breasts and money and, of course, she has to be always up for sex.

On the other hand, a woman would say that the perfect man should be tall; well, not that tall, but not shorter than 1.80m. He needs to have a great sense of humor, but at the same time he should be serious when he is supposed to; he must be rich but without weird rich-people complexes, so he can buy her a lot of clothes and give her a lot of money to shop. He also be well built with nice muscles, not extremely big, just big enough to see them.
He should be tough and romantic; women are more likely to be attracted to “bad guys” who bring them flowers. He has to be smart for sure, but sometimes she wants him to act like a silly five-year old. He needs to do some house work as well; not everything, of course, just do laundry, wash the dishes and iron.
Oh, and before I forget, he needs to learn how to pass water, or else he will have to wash the bathroom too!

Now how balanced is that?
What a woman can do to become the dream woman:

(According to my article of course)

• Buy a sex tape and study. Cost:$ 60,

• Inflate her boobs. Cost: $ 2,000,

Have sex all the time: free
What a man can do to become the perfect man:

• Take yoga lessons (to seem sophisticated): $1,000

• Education: $20,000 for a Master’s degree, another $20,000 for a PhD

• Savoir vivre lessons (so he won’t embarrass himself and you in front of other people): $200 per lesson

• Acting lessons (so he can be funny): $5,000

• Dog training lessons (so he can pee where he is supposed to): $80 per lesson

• Hire a ninja-housekeeper so he/she can sneak in the house and do the chores needed without your significant other noticing it: $100 per day

• Gym: $100 per month

• As for the being rich part… no woman thinks it isn’t sexy! Donate to me now… I promise, I won’t have any complexes!

Just kidding, but there’s no harm in trying!


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Comments (11)

  1. Dick Hertz Wednesday - 05 / 12 / 2007 Reply
    good eye-catcher title. I find good looks & great sex are easy to find in a woman. Try finding one who can balance a checkbook, or earn more than she spends; that's the challenge!
  2. Ta4ka Thursday - 06 / 12 / 2007 Reply
    So true
  3. KhalilandDiday Thursday - 06 / 12 / 2007 Reply
    I like this! It's humourous, but oh so true! I (Khalil) like breasts, but not inflatable, since i don't like the fake ones. And I prefer women who can balance a checkbook like Mr. Hertz above (And I get the tongue in cheek reference, Dick!!! I used that in school when a substitute was in, along with Harry Bohls LOL)... Diday, my fiancee, likes my muscles, but she also doesn't mind that where I once had a six pack a keg is the current resident. How cool is that? Frankly, I think we all have strange expectations in the opposite sex, all unrealistic. Ultimately, the perfect man/woman is the one who is comfortable in their own skin, someone who you can live with. Someone who you can be yourself with and who is him or herself with you. We talk about these things in detail on our website as well. Let's see some more posts like this guys!!! One Love, Khalil He Said She Said, A Love And Relationship Blog http://khalilanddiday.com/
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